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Marta Smith

Western Digital
Seattle, Washington
My day job is parachuting into small countries ruled by cruel despots to rescue starving children from their nefarious clutches. By night, I'm a belly dancer, MC, DJ, and special ops agent trainer. I wrestle alligators for fun, and train as a boxer for exercise. I'm addicted to coffee and also regularly ingest various [legal] pharmaceuticals. I do volunteer work for charities and philanthropic organizations. In my copious free time, I wrangle wild horses and Chippendales dancers, ride a cruiser-style motorcycle, and collect erotic art. I attend SIFF, FolkLife, and Burning Man every year. I'm fond of salmon, oysters, and fine champagne. Conservatives hate me because I'm a well-educated, open-minded, free-thinking, intellectual and sultry liberal who gets laid more often in any given week than any conservative of either gender does in their entire lives. I'll leave it up to the reader to figure out which of the above items are true.